I've got the epitome of fevers and although I should be studying, the mind and ze body is saying "no" In a rather cute but annoying way. Doctor advised me to stay home for the rest of the week in fear of Ugh piggy flu. Nastay.
I dont think it is said piggy flu but you never know you know. You never know. So I have to take 1 and a half pills of paracetamol ( thats panadol for you people that don't take chemistry 101 ) every 4 hours and cough mixture 3 times a day. I iz feeling like a druggy by the side of the road. In rather comfortable pyjama's.
So for the people who have not called me in worry that Im missing from life (whatever you guys !) or I have not annoyed with 10241412 sms's. Yes. I am stuck at home with a nasty fever that is making me somewhat depressed and angsty and making me have a craving for kaya waffles...
Do you think my cough will say yes to a mouthful of kaya waffles? I think not.. But who cares ! I dont ! (note:angsty!)
On to birds.
Cassowaries have a reputation for being dangerous to people and domestic animals. The 2007 edition of the Guinness World Records lists the cassowary as the world's most dangerous bird. During World War II American and Australian troops stationed in New Guinea were warned to steer clear of them. Many internet entries about cassowaries state that they can disembowel a man or dog with one kick, with the long second toe claw cutting the gut open. ( I could do that.....)
Think you're safe? Watch out boy, I could tear off your face.
Evil shizzbiscuits
Bye my darlings!
